-Is Slytherin- >( ~.~)>My wit is dry My kiss is wet My touch is hot My fuck’s the best
Bringing this back because yes
I’ve got the hot touch AND the better fuck. What now, Gryffindor?
Reblogging because Vou, VVF and Sylvar will appreciate this.
I like how Ravenclaw is pretty much, “I write fanfiction instead of touch other people.”
Haha, omfg that’s the best part about this.
Ravenclaw how are you in bed?
*is a Ravenclaw* … *le sigh* Fuck.